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[26 Sep 2006|09:45pm] |
i'm pretty sure i can excuse myself in one word.
university.
( SNAKES ON A MF'ING PLANE )
i am fully aware of the fact that film hit theatres, oh, a decade ago, but ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) wizzart marches to the beat of its own drum.
basically i have been meaning to do a MOTHERFUCKINGSNAKESONAPLANE wizzart for months but uh, did not.
( emoslexia )
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| lift it! lift it like it were a lady's skirt! |
[30 Jul 2006|07:35pm] |
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( savvy? )
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| where's the monkey, i want to shoot something |
[16 Jul 2006|01:55pm] |
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i know, i know, i am a horrible, horrible person.
i have an excuse, though! a valid one. i was in europe for nearly the entire duration of june. i couldn't update wizzart while gallivanting around hogwarts, could i?
i meant to post before i left, explaining my little hiatus, but i kind of left packing to the last minute and realised literally five minutes before leaving for the airport i had failed to pack socks. anyhow, here i am, grovelling, on my circular hands and knees begging for your forgiveness. in an attempt to make amends, i thought to get back into the wizzart swing of things, we'd kick off july with a little summer blockbuster fun of the swashbuckling sort.
( i'm not going to eat you! )
so? what are you waiting f'arr. get votin', ya filthy scalawags!
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| secretly, spiderman ships h/hr |
[24 Apr 2006|05:00pm] |
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i am currently in the process of revamping a few of the earlier wizzarts.
and i was all like - aaargh!
but that doesn't mean i'm not working on ( new ones! )
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[13 Mar 2006|07:43pm] |
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okay i paid the $25.00
it works now.
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| .:: weasley is our king ::. |
[01 Mar 2006|11:40pm] |
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happy birthday, ron weasley!
♥
i am currently working on an actual update i swear on fetus voldemort.
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[21 Jan 2006|12:53am] |
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( i hate talk shows )
P.S.
yeah. i know. it's browne.
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| .:: ho ho - who you callin' a ho?! ::. |
[24 Dec 2005|11:06pm] |
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oh man, sorry i haven't updated in so long.
i was in prison, though. yeah, the F.B.I. found out about the christmas cards. thanks a lot, maracela. they kicked down my door and dragged me out, kicking and screaming. man, it was pretty horrible. i made some pretty awesome new friends, though, and while being shanked kind of sucked, i'm totally digging the "mom" tattoo i received with a needle made out of a sharpened bic pen.
...so i lied.
i've actually been busy, you know, shopping, and wrapping, and sending out my christmas cards. yeah, i said it! sticking it to the man!
i'd like to take a moment to thank everyone that did opt to purchase a wizzart christmas card. your feedback has been greatly appreciated. ♥ the money i made has been donated to the SPCA, though most of it wound up going towards shipping costs (and that was just the first batch). the money left over was added to the monthly donation my mum and i already make to the SPCA (the toronto humane society, to be exact), though there wasn't much.
i'd like to remind everyone that even if you did not have the funds to purchase a card, you were, and still are, more than welcome to print off your own. it is truly beyond me why some people reacted so negatively when i was honestly trying to do something, you know, nice...for once.
this is why i'm not nice. this is why most of my wizzart art is so bitter. because i hate the world.
well, except you. and you.
but honestly, i'm so glad you all liked your cards ♥ i'm glad i wasn't someone's bitch for nothing!
speaking of bitches, it's jesus' birthday tomorrow - worst.segway.ever.
and we all know what that means.
church!
wait - what?!
while i'm certain you're an appreciative bunch, there's a certain orphan who has a bone to pick with a certain fat man in a red suit.
( dear, santa )
happy holidays, ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) wizzards!!!
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| .:: goblet of fiya ::. |
[18 Nov 2005|01:09am] |
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so i'm totally going to copy hp_sticks and ask all of the people who live in toronto, when and where are you going to see GOF?
edit!:
don't talk about it in comments if you've already seen it. i don't want to know if it was good or bad. funny or sad. i want to see it for myself.
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| .:: 1977 was a very good year ::. |
[17 Nov 2005|10:30pm] |
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i love how every time i get "wanked" i make new friends.
welcome, new wizzards!
i love how they actually took this seriously:
"so i called her a h/hr shipper (ROFLBUUURN!)"
now, i thought that the - ROFLBUUURN - made it kind of apparent that i was, you know, not serious, but again, we're dealing with h/hr shippers here. their ability to interpret text is kind of...nonexistent. look, i'll break it down for you guys, kindergarten style: nothing on wizzart should be taken seriously. ever. i take "arguments" on the internet about as seriously as i take my "art". i don't know why people can't seem to comprehend that.
now i'll put that in terms that h/hr shippers will understand:
the moon eclipses the chickens over the unicorn's flambe. the dove cries - the erinyes, they come! - and flies into a window made of chocolate. ants cover all with drawings of atlantis, and the jabberwock's head plays the violin. when hippogriffs weep their tears turn to ashes.
yeah! i said it!
now, onto more relevant things. because, unlike some (here's looking at you, wankers!), we have better things to do - OOOBUUURN!
( may the force be with you )
enjoy GOF tomorrow!!!
pee.ess.
props to whoever noticed animagus peter's missing finger.
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| .:: harry POTHEAD - rofl! see what i did there? ::. |
[07 Nov 2005|02:26am] |
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now, is it just me...
or does robert pattinson seem to be consistently stoned out of his mind?
seriously. have you guys seen his interviews? i've watched three now, and i honestly don't think he has ever truly answered a question.
he's on the dope.
don't get me wrong. i do ♥ him. so i'm not sayin'...i'm just sayin'.
( what was the question again? )
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| .:: and a nice warm cup of - STFU ::. |
[06 Nov 2005|05:16pm] |
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'tis the season to be a heinous bitch merry!
i have been arguing with people all day.
why?
well, maracela is a HP fan-artist as well.
she has an issue with other "artists", like hp_sticks and i, who actually receive the occasional donation.
so she commented.
painful, i know. it's like watching a hufflepuff trying to be...mean.
so i called her a h/hr shipper (ROFLBUUURN!) and it could have ended there, but, instead of accepting the fact she'd just been pwned, she sent over her friends (all three of them). i wasn't even going to post this, but it's too funny not to share. i couldn't make this shit up.
A - LOT.
group suicide? how's tuesday, everyone?
SHIT, SON! SOMEONE CALL THE FBI!
but waaai?!
so, i guess i won't be updating for awhile. yeah, apparently i'm headed off to the slammer.
butch lady #1: so what are you all in here for?
butch lady #2: assault with a deadly weapon.
butch lady #3: grand theft auto.
butch lady #4: murder.
me: wizzart.
pee.ess.
sure, if someone's gonna come over here and be a jerk, they're fair game, but don't go to anyone's personal journal and harass them. that is not on. sinking to their level is not cool, ma babies. if you feel compelled to say something - go for it, but do it here. their journals are their journals, and, unlike some, i can respect that.
IF YOU HARASS - YOU'RE AN ASS!
i just made that up myself :)
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| .:: christmas cards ::. |
[05 Nov 2005|07:53pm] |
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( god rest ye merry hippogriff! )
before anyone asks:
yes. draco is wearing a mistletoe belt.
i accept everything from paypal - money sent to me in an envelope. and by money sent to me in an envelope, i mean literally, a five dollar bill in an envelope - you don't need paypal or a credit card you just need a piggy-bank.
you have until the 30th of november to place your order. & if you order three or more cards, you get a discount.
to place your order, send me an e-mail at:
owl_wizzart@yahoo.ca
make sure to include "christmas card" somewhere in the subject.
and please, please understand that i am making no profit whatsoever by doing this. if coloured ink was free, and shipping costs were nonexistent, i would send each and every one of you a card, free of charge. unfortunately, that simply isn't possible. if you truly cannot afford the costs, feel free to save and print any of these pictures. be creative! make your own cards! everyone deserves a merry wizzart christmas.
special requests:
all cards will come to you hand-signed by your favourite character.
unless it is requested otherwise, the inside of the card will be blank (besides the signature and holiday greeting, of course). if you do wish for the character to write you or the recipient a "special note", however, it will cost $1.00 more, and i'll need some idea of what you'd like the note to say. please - nothing too risque. keep in mind, harry and ron are only sixteen.
if you had your heart set on a specific character who did not make the default card selection, feel free to send me an e-mail and we'll work something out.
& if you don't celebrate christmas, keep in mind that the word "christmas" can easily be changed.
information required:
if you do intend on ordering a card, please include the following information within your e-mail:
your name/name of recipient:
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complete address:
if you are purchasing a card for a friend, i can send the card to you, and you can give it to them personally - or - you can give me their address, and i can send the card directly to them. just make absolute certain that i know who the card is for, so that the greeting within reads the correct name.
...and i think that's it.
if you have any questions, feel free to comment, and i will get back to you A.S.A.P.
you have until the 30th! starting...
now.
♥
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[30 Oct 2005|03:40pm] |
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so christmas is coming up (seriously, it will creep up and bite you in the ass if you're not careful), and i'm trying to be super organized this year. at the suggestion of a few people, i was thinking about sending out some wizzart christmas cards. they would probably cost about $4.00 - $6.00, depending on the character (it takes more ink to print ron than fetus voldemort, for example). what you would get would be card from your favourite wizzart character. each character would come with a separate greeting inside, and they would all be signed by hand.
so, just out of curiosity, how many people would be interested? i won't bother purchasing the supplies if it's only like, three people, lol. with that said, i do get a lot of e-mails asking about the payments, and, honestly, i'm not picky. you can use paypal - you can put the money in an envelope and send it to me - whatever best suits you.
just make sure you actually pay me. or else i'm sending kreacher over to urinate on your pillow.
you think it's an empty threat?
try me.
edit!
just so there's no misunderstanding, it will be $4.00 - $6.00 a card.
i pay for shipping.
you don't.
i don't know how many of you mail things on a regular basis, but my best friend lives in england, and shipping ain't free ma babies. also, if you buy a card at, say, hallmark, it costs nearly four bucks. this is honestly just me trying to do something nice for christmas. i won't be making a profit from these cards. the cost is to cover the shipping costs, the stamps, the envelopes, the card paper (i'm not using computer paper), and, most importantly, the ink. coloured ink isn't exactly cheap.
and do keep in mind, you could always send one as a gift. who wants a play-station when you could instead receive a personalized card from ron weasley?
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